He teaches nearly every subject

His initials are his name

Now the Americans are waiting

For all the stories he will tell

When he tells them all about the barni

They’ll be asking “What the hell?”

Good old BK forever

He really knows the I.T. game

How will we ever know the ‘password’

Let alone the ‘user name’?

All the St Mary’s mob are waiting

To log on to the net

We’ll all have to be patient

Just wait 18 months and we’ll be set.

Good old BK forever

Barefoot and brilliant is his game

Yawuru Seasons is his passion

All the Bush Foods he can name

At assemblies, masses and functions

He plays his old guitar

But when the salmon are biting

He’ll be waving from that good old tiger car.

Good old BK forever

He really knows the marriage game

He might have been a slow starter

But now Kate’s his true love’s name

In Yankyland she is waiting

For her white knight to come

Although we will really really miss you

We hope you have biggest mob good fun.